Monday, 26 January 2009

YSL Auction - I Could Just Afford The Catalogue

Come the 23rd of Feb some people are going to get the chance to bid on
what's been described as "the worlds finest private art collection".
According to the independant there are five catalogue weighing 10kg in
total (although they did get the number of lots wrong so who knows how
much they weigh (or cares)).

As for Monsieur Berge, he's looking at turning one of the finest
collections into a lot of euro's. Unlucky time to be buying in
sterling.

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

::Mobile Pron Postin::

Ever noticed the film posted as playing in the beginning of 'Back To
The Future'?

'Orgy - American Style'

Anyway, Internet should get here by Thursday - and until then here are
some blurry burlesque shots. This time it's Ms Evie Lavelle got it
stickin in the camera. <i>That's the way to do it, money for
nuthin...<i\>

Friday, 16 January 2009

Idea For A Photograph

"Coconut Girl in a Pineapple World"

Imagine the scene, it's a crowded shopping street in the middle of a well-to-do city. Slightly to the left of centre frame stands a girl dressed in high street clothes, looking straight into the lense looking forlorn yet obstinate. People around her are wrinkling their noses in a questioning fashion, bordering on disgust.

Obvious eh, but here's the kicker - the image has no scent! So there's no way to know whether she really does smell like coconut, or if it's just a persona adopted to keep a distance from the viewer. For all we know she may smell like cranberry.

Critical review shows people assume this image is dealing with todays youth culture with overtones of race issues. This isn't true.
The image is dealing with the rise in agressive nationalism in times of economic depression, with the girl representing our economic stability, the general public representing themselves and the feature that there is no smell as the rest of the facts that would pinpoint growing jingoism.


Update: Yes, you can use this image if you pay me. This isn't the Orient and my idea's aint free.

Thursday, 15 January 2009

Blogging Light - No Internet



No internet at the minute,so get off my case.

Here's a chick pic from New Year party posted as filler.

The event was organised by burlesque photographer Neil Kendall, featuring internationaly wonderful performers.

Featured is Millie Dollar