Warren Buffet - Having Failed At Investing, Moves To Master Analogy.

"...bloodied and confused, much as if they were small birds that had
strayed into a badminton game,"

Wrote investment mogul turned big time loser of money. But whether
for his own amusement, or to confuse possible detractors in a Yoda-
esque mind control manner is unclear. What is clear is that Buffett
was well into his racket based analogy.

"The tennis crowd would call my mistakes 'unforced errors'.".

Genius! See, by making you imagine Warren playing tennis with Irish
banks we completely ignore the fact that an 'unforced error' is really
a 'cock up costing billions'.

Fuckin' genius. Tommorrow I shall be focusing on analogy based around
The Ramones.